Marty Simpson

Marty Simpson shares an amusing stand-up set about checking in for a gig at The Cove at Billy Graham’s ministry center. Poking fun at half-capacity auditoriums, strict security protocols, and grandmothers demanding to see his official name tag, Marty brings plenty of self-deprecating humor to the stage.

Comedian Marty Simpson shares an insane story about checking into a hotel that turned into a sudden DEA drug dog raid. He hilariously details the panic of hiding prescription meds under coffee grounds, making terrible jokes to officers in bulletproof vests, and ending up in the back of a squad car.

Stand-up comedian Marty Simpson hits the stage to tackle the realities of going bald at age 24. From being mistaken for his younger wife's father in grocery stores to consultations with high-priced hair replacement clinics, Marty turns his balding journey into pure comedy gold.

Comedian Marty Simpson on being called stupid, getting motivated, and the punchline about who's really stupid now.

Marty Simpson tackles the hilarious reality of walls that are way too thin his bathroom observations will have you nodding and laughing at the same time. Clean comedy at its best!

Marty Simpson blends Southern humor and real-life stories in this set, sharing his experience as a die-hard Gamecocks fan during March Madness and trying to start a Go Cocks chant on the New York subway. Martys clean comedy makes him one of the top Christian performers forministry outreach entertainment, bringing relatable laughs rooted in faith, family, and sports.

This is what it comes to, folks!

What would Jesus do? Jesus would definitely cut your son from this team. It's so true, the best really DO play here

When your dogs are smarter than an electric fence, it can make for some pretty good comedy, or at least thats how we feel about this clip from Marty Simpson's second Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Marty talks about his 2 dogs and how they have outsmarted their invisible fence.

You better bring your ID!

According to Marty Simpson going to Walt Disney World with his 2 kids was like surviving Vietnam. In this hilarious clip from his second Dry Bar Comedy special, Marty Simpson talks about going to Disney World and Sea World with his 2 children and how it almost killed him. Whether you're someone who has survived a family vacation, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Marty Simpson is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.

Alright, I'm listening!

I used to have the IT factor... now I'm just the IT guy.

When you teach football and drama at a christian high school life can get pretty interesting, but when the parents get involved it's an entirely different conversation. Watch I Am Coach by Marty Simpson only at https://www.drybarcomedy.com/martys

Context is KEY.

Foreign accents are fun, especially when you get fired from teaching because your ears completely butchered a distressed mother's cry for help.