John Crist

Comedian John Crist opens for Tim Hawkins with a hilarious, fast-paced set covering his experiences being homeschooled as a preacher's kid. He riffs on bizarre baby names, fast-food donation requests, video games rated M for Mature, and the hilarious differences between child safety back then versus today.

John Crist dives into the hilarious, unhinged world of neighborhood apps like NextDoor. Riffing on passive-aggressive neighborhood drama, HOA yard rules, and heated online debates over fireworks and sunbathing, John reveals how he uses burner accounts to stir up pure neighborhood chaos just for fun.

In this full-length comedy special, John Crist hits the stage to deliver a high-energy set packed with his favorite observational material. From the hilarity of church baptisms and decoding family group chats to his experience going through rehab and navigating modern relationships, John showcases his signature sharp crowd work and relatable humor.

Comedian John Crist brings his sharp, critical observations to Fort Wayne to break down why gentle parenting is getting completely out of hand. He hilariously contrasts today's patient emotional coaching with old-school parenting tactics from back in the day, plus shares his experience as the family's absolute last-resort emergency babysitter.

Comedian John Crist hilariously assesses what would happen if the United States military had to enforce a draft on the current generation of 18-to-25-year-olds. He breaks down why an army of internet life coaches, lifestyle bloggers, and overly sensitive influencers might struggle on a pollen-heavy battlefield.

Comedian John Crist hilariously recounts a medical emergency on a Spirit Airlines flight. A clean comedy clip from his special Would Like To Release a Statement.

John Crist and Tim Hawkins tackle the millennial generation in this hilarious comedy sketch!

John Crist performs his stand-up special I Got Questions - 30 minutes of hilarious comedy questioning everyday life.

John Crist hilariously tackles the chaos of Christians switching denominations from worship styles to dress codes to the coffee bar. Relatable, witty, and spot-on humor for anyone who's ever church-hopped.

A hilarious look at neighborhood apps, online drama, and local community chaos. This clean comedy bit covers neighborhood arguments, HOA rules, and the wild things people post online.

In this live stand-up segment, John Crist shares crowd work and observational humor inspired by touring through Salt Lake City. The material touches on regional culture, religion, social dynamics, and current issues, delivered through an unscripted, conversational style.

A quick run through Americas changing team names and why no ones scared of a Guardian. From Rangers politely reminding you to clean up your campsite to imaginary matchups like the Slaughterhouse Employees, he turns baseball branding into fast and funny social commentary.

his 4 PM Funnies clip takes an unexpected turn as the comedian shares a personal story about time spent in Hattiesburg during recovery and what that season of life meant. What starts with jokes about the city shifts into a sincere reflection on sobriety, community, and the people who showed up when it mattered most. Its honest, vulnerable, and grounded in gratitudereminding you that sometimes the funniest voices are also the most human. This is a quieter moment from a comedy set, but one that sticks with you.

A crowd-work bit about how many Christians switch denominations over time. He pokes fun at Baptist, Catholic, Pentecostal, and non-denominational experiences, then lands on how modern faith looks very different from earlier generationsespecially when it comes to sacrifice and commitment.

Chris plays the snarkiest caddy youll ever meet, roasting a golfer on everything from his swing to his outfit. Every bad shot gets a savage one-liner from Tesla jokes to Tinder burns making this the funniest round of golf youll never finish.

Comedian John Crist recalls his youth group days and the unforgettable Judgment House experience a Christian version of a haunted house that somehow made heaven scenes creepier than hell. A clean, clever take on growing up in church culture that every family can laugh at together.